WANTED IN LOS SANTOS · SOLANA

Chopwifhat ($WIF)

Chop wif hat $WIF

Don’t get wasted. Get wanted.

Chop got a hat. The hat got a coin. Lamar said the hat was stupid and sold early. Now he’s WASTED. It’s a meme. The hat stays on.

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● Contract address not live yet — it will only ever be posted here and on official socials.

Chop, a rottweiler in a salmon knit beanie and a silver chain, grinning with his tongue out in pixel “deal with it” shades, on a Los Santos street at sunset

LAMAR: Why the dog got a hat, homie?CHOP: woof.

WANTED
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00 / TRAILER

Previously in Los Santos

Sound on. Lamar texts, Chop says woof, Lamar sells, somebody gets booked. The hat stays on.

01 / CASE FILE

LSPD case file

Chop’s LSPD mugshot: salmon beanie, a $WIF placard, five stars wanted
LSPD · BOOKED · CASE #C-5STAR

Chop. Rottweiler. Best nose in Los Santos. Wanted for wearing a hat and refusing to take it off.

He grew up on the south side, guarding a driveway and biting anyone who looked at it twice. Then one day he came home in a salmon beanie. Nobody knows where he got it. Nobody has tried to take it off twice.

Lamar said the hat was stupid. Lamar sold. One of them now has five stars and a helicopter over his kennel. The other one is WASTED.

Chopwifhat ($WIF) is a meme coin on Solana and nothing more. A fan tribute with no roadmap, no utility and no promises. Just a rottweiler in a beanie, and a man who should not be giving advice.

  • NAMEChop
  • STATUS★★★★★ Most wanted
  • CHARGESHat in a no-hat zone · Biting · Good boy (disputed)
  • LAST SEENUnder a helicopter, Strawberry
  • KNOWN ASSOCIATESLamar (paper hands)
  • CHAINSolana

02 / TEXTS

Lamar keeps texting

9:41 LSiFRUIT5G ▮▮▮
Lamaronline · sold early
  1. yo
  2. why the whole LSPD outside your kennel
  3. woof
  4. is that a hat
  5. woof. (chop wif hat)
  6. i sold mine
  7. woof. (the whole city saw it. WASTED.)
  8. ok how do i buy back in
  9. woof. (CA only on this site)
  10. woof woof. (anybody DMing you a CA is a ballas plant)
  11. how are you even texting me
  12. CHOPwoof. (the hat stays on)

He sold early. Now he’s texting a dog.

The thread is a joke. The rules in it are not:

  1. The CA is only posted here. Anyone DMing you a contract address is a Ballas plant.
  2. Buying here is one signature from your own wallet. The site tests every buy on mainnet first and takes no fee.
  3. Lamar is not a financial advisor. Neither is the dog. Neither is this site. It’s a meme coin: it can go to zero.

03 / MAP

Chop’s Los Santos

Tap a blip, set a waypoint, sniff around. Hit all six spots to max the wanted meter.

Stylised street map of Los Santos with six of Chop’s spots VINEWOOD HILLS MIRROR PARK STRAWBERRY PACIFIC OCEAN DEL PERRO LA MESA DOWNTOWN

04 / STATS

Character skills

  • HAT RETENTION
    100
  • NOSE
    100
  • BITE
    92
  • GOOD BOY
    71
  • FETCH
    8
  • PAPER HANDS (HAS PAWS)
    0
  • PATIENCE WITH LAMAR
    9

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The curve, holders and trades are read from Solana mainnet by this site's own server; 24h stats and post-graduation prices come from DexScreener. USD values are estimates. Before launch: no numbers, no promises.

POLICE SCANNER · LIVE BUYS AND SELLS

STANDBY
  1. Tuning in…

05 / BUY

How to get $WIF

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Write your seed phrase on paper. Never share it.

  2. 02

    Load SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange or in-wallet and send it to your Solana address. Keep a little extra for fees.

  3. 03

    Connect

    Hit Connect. It's free, it moves nothing, and it shows your wanted level.

  4. 04

    Buy here

    Pick an amount and approve one signature in your wallet. MISSION PASSED. Prefer pump.fun? The button below opens its swap with $WIF pre-filled.

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Buttons unlock automatically when the contract address goes live. Only copy the CA from this site or official $WIF socials.

06 / MOST WANTED

Most wanted

The more $WIF a wallet holds, the higher its wanted level: one star from the first token, five stars at 1% of the supply. Read from the chain, updated every couple of minutes.

RANK · WALLET—
  1. Loading the board…

07 / ENDINGS

Two endings

Every mission in Los Santos ends one of two ways. Play either one: it’s a toy, nothing is bought or sold.

Lamar staring at his phone in despair, a painting

WASTED

LAMAR: said the hat was stupid. sold early.

Chop leaping over a car at sunset, sausages flying, a police cruiser behind him

MISSION PASSED

CHOP: held. woof. the hat stays on.

Psst. This site takes cheat codes.

08 / GET BOOKED

Get booked

Make your own LSPD mugshot PFP. Your photo never leaves your device: it’s drawn right here in your browser.

THIS IS CHOP’S. UPLOAD YOURS.

WANTED LEVEL

1000×1000 PNG, ready for X and Telegram. Drag the photo to move it, then tap Aim the lasers and tap each eye.

10 / HELP

Help & info

What is $WIF?

A meme. Chopwifhat: Chop, the rottweiler from Los Santos, wif hat, on Solana. Lamar is in it too, unfortunately. No roadmap, no utility, no promises: it has no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. Just stars and a hat.

Is this dogwifhat?

No. dogwifhat is a different coin about a different dog, with no link to this one. It also uses the ticker $WIF, so two coins share it: never buy by ticker. The only Chopwifhat is the contract address posted on this site.

Is Lamar a financial advisor?

No. Neither is this site, and nothing on it is financial advice. Meme coins can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose.

Is this official Rockstar / GTA?

No. This is a fan-made tribute. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Rockstar Games or Take-Two Interactive. All the pictures here are fan art made for this coin.

Where is the contract address?

Not live yet. When it is, it appears at the top of this page with a copy button, and on official socials. Ignore any address you are sent in DMs.

Where can I buy?

Right here: connect your wallet in the Buy section and approve one signature. Before graduation the buy goes through the pump.fun bonding curve; after it, through Jupiter to PumpSwap. You can also use pump.fun directly: the button opens its swap with $WIF pre-filled once the CA is set.

Is buying on this page safe?

Your wallet is asked for exactly one signature, yours, for one buy paid from your own wallet. Nothing is signed in advance, and the transaction holds only the buy itself, opening your token account and the network-fee setting: this site's server checks every instruction and runs the buy on Solana mainnet as a test before your wallet sees it, and the page checks it again. The site takes no fee and never holds your SOL or your tokens. As with any meme coin, the price can drop to zero.

Cheat codes?

Press ~ (or tap “Enter a cheat”) and type one: LAWYERUP, FUGITIVE, MAKEITRAIN, FLOATER, LIQUOR, SLOWMO, CHOP. Or WIFHAT. They’re toys. None of them touch your wallet.

What is the wanted level?

A bit of fun read from the chain: the more of the $WIF supply a wallet holds, the more stars it gets, from one star for any amount to five stars at 1%. It is not a reward and pays nothing.

Where is the official X?

Not up yet. When it is, it’s linked right here. Until then, any account calling itself $WIF is not confirmed by this site.

LOADING LOS SANTOS…

Don’t get wasted.

Get wanted. Keep the hat on.

TIP: Selling early is how you get WASTED.

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